We all know that there are two types of people in the world, Cat People and Dog People. And you can't be both, you are either one or the other. And generally you are loyal to your pet of choice and refuse to like the other kind of pet.
Which brings me to the time that my boyfriend (a dog person), got a cat. After weeks of looking at dogs, and researching dogs, and picking what type of dog he wanted to get, and drooling over dogs, and picking out what kind of truck he wanted that would be best for the dog, he got a cat.
And not even a cute kitten! A full out cat!
Ew!
The best part of this cat-tail (see what I did there?), is that he kept the cat for 2 hours. Then called the guy he got it from and sent it back. At least he made a valiant attempt at being a cat person. Two hours is a long time to have a cat!
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Dogs are loud, smelly, licky, drooly, and whiney. Dogs sniff each other's butts, sweaty shoes, people's fronts, and other dogs' poop. Dogs est vomit and poo and then lick your face.dogs have to go outside and use the bathroom and have to have their naked poop picked up. Dogs eat everything including garbage and stuff on your shoes. Dogs fart. A lot. Dogs weigh a ton and take up half or more of the bed. Dogs irrationally chase cats and other dogs and moving vehicles. Dogs irrationally bark at objects.
Cats are perfect.
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